oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

capeguy?

[tyrians]

snoopcape?

[doubleoohbaby]

you've lost me

[tyrians]

well he aint here anemoneways i guess
that mean you human tho

[doubleoohbaby]

you're not?

[tyrians]

aint that obvious

[doubleoohbaby]

hard to tell when all i've got is some badly spelt text

[tyrians]

what
you wanna sea me or somefin

[doubleoohbaby]

well if you're offering...

[ 1/2 ]

[tyrians]

k

[tyrians]

[ and after some fiddling, she turns it onto video. say hi to the nineteenish troll girl peering in, baring her shark teeth. her eyes are blank and white behind her glasses, her hair wild and layered. ]

Yo.

[doubleoohbaby]

[And those would be the same shark teeth he saw at the start of this network post. Hm.]

and what are you, exactly?

[tyrians]

[ she rolls her eyes and scoffs ]

Imma troll. Ain't the grey skin obvious enough, dude?

[doubleoohbaby]

oh of course! how silly of me! i hope they've provided you with a suitable bridge to sleep under

[tyrians]

[ squint ]

What.

[doubleoohbaby]

it's not funny if i have to explain it

[tyrians]

It ain't funny if I don't get it.

[doubleoohbaby]

only trolls i've heard of live under bridges

[tyrians]

That don't even make any glubbin' sense. Why the shell would we live under bridges?

[doubleoohbaby]

that's how the myths go. can't say i ever imagined trolls looking like yourself though

[tyrians]

Suffish to say, I'm the baddest fuckin' troll you're gonna meet around here. Ain't no beach comprawn to me.

[doubleoohbaby]

i believe it

i like the horns...

[tyrians]

Seariously?

[ she touches her horns and grins ]

Yeah, they're way fuckin' prawnsome, aren't they? You ain't gonna see horns as bass ass as mine. [ #cept for that fieri gill #but hers still aint as cool as mine ]

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm actually quite jealous. i want some for myself

[tyrians]

You're a human. Humans don't get no horns. [ #as far as i know #all the ones ive seen aint got any #just god tier jammies and bein weird as shit ]