oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

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ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[tyrians]

nanananenene
nailed it
what about the waters
aint seein much round here

[fourscience]

Almost!

What do you mean? Lakes? I do not have much to do with water.

[tyrians]

lakes
oceans
somethin deeper than a swimmin pool
but if you dont got nofin its fine i can find out myshell

[fourscience]

I think you will have to get that information somewhere else! Yes.

Why are you writing your words that way? Mispelling them.

[tyrians]

i aint mispellin them
theyre called puns
its like nobubbles heard of puns here downright embarrassin

[fourscience]

Oh! I did not realize that was what you were attempting to do! Maybe they do not translate well on my end.

[tyrians]

how
do they not
translate

[fourscience]

I am afraid they go over my head.

[tyrians]

what the fuck
nananana
somefin must be wrong with you

[fourscience]

Oh. I think this is one of those cultural differences!

But all the same it is absolutely wonderful to meet you! I wish it were under better circumstances though!

[tyrians]

if it was under betta circumstances
i wouldnt even be here

[fourscience]

Ah, yes, of course you are right! I wish that everything was...better. I was quite enjoying my time here until recently!

Oh-! I do not believe I got your name, did I?

[tyrians]

seariously
how can you enjoy this shithole
i mean
it could be worse but it cant be GR-EAT
oh
yea
its meenah

[fourscience]

Meenah! A lovely name.

And I have learned so much here! Met new species! Had new experiences! And that is wonderful!

[tyrians]

youre kinda weird nanana

[fourscience]

I am fine with that!

[tyrians]

k
as long as youre coo with it