oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[tyrians]

and now were gonna kick their bass right
38D

[vampirique]

I'm sure it's not that simple. For one, I think we're trapped here. If not literally, at least metaphorically.

[tyrians]

uuuuuuuuuuuugh
so lame
everyfin about this is LAM------E
this aint eveen a dream bubble neither

[vampirique]

What is a dream bubble?

[tyrians]

if you dont there aint no reason to tell you

[vampirique]

( Squints. )

I suppose I will just accept that.

Where are you from?

[tyrians]

not from earth
or whatebber this place is
obvs
some shithole called beforus but its gone now so w/e

[vampirique]

You seem to be the least affected of those I've so far seen here.

Don't you care, that you've been displaced?

[tyrians]

not reely
i mean it sucks rumble spheres but ey i get to kill shit so whatever
what am i supposed to

[vampirique]

Someone after my own heart.

I don't mean to ask so many questions, but do you kill things often?

[tyrians]

not usually
not on my planet
stuff like that wasnt ok
glub glub glub
38\

[vampirique]

Ah, of course. Really, that's quite the advantage to this place.

[tyrians]

bein able to krill whatever?

[vampirique]

Precisely.

[tyrians]

ey
thats cool
been lookin for some peeps to stick my pointy jam into

[vampirique]

I—

Share the same desire. I have yet to experience all this excitement they're offering us, but we'll have to see.