oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[tyrians]

holy mother glubbin mackeral
im not spellin everything wrong T)(-EYR-E PUNS
ever heard of them
theyre fish puns and bafishcally the GR-EAT-EST T)(INGS -EB-ER
you cant be this stupid chump

[bearswitness]

Why would you ever do that to a language.

[tyrians]

uh
cause its fun?

OH JESUS I FORGOT IT AGAIN

[bearswitness]

Are you, a troll, too.
Ugh there, it is, again.

JUDGING TBH [ 1/2 ]

[tyrians]

nah im totes a hoofbeast
look at me bashin my hooves into the keyboard
glub glub glub or w/e sounds hoofbeasts make

[tyrians]

what the fuck is with your typin
you got hooves too now or somefin

[bearswitness]

No the, letters are, broken. I hate, this. Even more, than you, maybe and, that's saying, something.

[tyrians]

hey man
reel back the hate i aint into ya ok

[bearswitness]

What.

[tyrians]

i dont hate you like that

[bearswitness]

Like what.

[tyrians]

like T)(AT
i aint into gettin with aliens

[bearswitness]

Is this, something disgusting.

[tyrians]

you can hatecrush
i wont tell nobody

[bearswitness]

"Crush" what's, that.

[tyrians]

aw man come on

[bearswitness]

You may, as well, tell me, out with, it.

[tyrians]

naw dude sea
now it aint no fun at all
cod you losers

[bearswitness]

Nevermind I've, suddenly lost, all interest, I couldn't, care less, about your, crush.

[tyrians]

youve always been this stuffed
careful someone might fishtake you for bein done

[bearswitness]

I hope, that wasn't, supposed to, make sense.

[tyrians]

you ever bake before

[bearswitness]

Gods no.

[tyrians]

well heres a tip for ya
when somethins cooked
done
stuffed
you stick a fork in it
catch my drift

[bearswitness]

Oh is, that a, threat then, that's very, cute.