oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[ex_symbioses706]

hey!! >8(

[tyrians]

--EY yourshell
look i aint tryin to be mean
well maybe
but its totes true
LOOK at that thing it looks fuckin stupid

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[ex_symbioses706]

no it's cute!

[ex_symbioses706]

yourshell?

[tyrians]

its a fish pun
yourself yourshell
fish puns
theyre kinda obviously what i do yo

[ex_symbioses706]

oh!!! i sea :)

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[tyrians]

sea!

[tyrians]

you dont even know me but you punned
sea sea sea
38D!!

[ex_symbioses706]

well you like them right?
it'd be ummmmmmm
oh!
it'd be shellfish not to try (◕‿◕)

[tyrians]

S)(-ELLFIS)(!!
eelmao!!
ey youre not too bad

[ex_symbioses706]

it's not as good as you, but thank you :) my name's ranka!

[tyrians]

rancarp k cool
names meenah
so can you actshoally fill me in or what

[ex_symbioses706]

i can try! what do you want to know?

[tyrians]

i get that were like
fuckin kickin bass on authority or somefin right
takin back whats ours middle fingers in the air

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[ex_symbioses706]

yeah that's pretty close! we're supposed to help them fight the ue, who are the people b

[ex_symbioses706]

wait you got underground right???????????????

[tyrians]

makin my way down there
apprawntly its pre important if i go down there
figured this shoulda been the first fin you scrubs told me but w/e

[ex_symbioses706]

i'm sorry i forgot!!!!!! you shouldn't reply until you get to safety

[tyrians]

yeah w/e
i can fuckin handle myself
any hos fuck with me and ill fork them like the fishbait they are

[ex_symbioses706]

even if you say that i don't think you can spear a bomb!!!!!

[tyrians]

clam down shawty
im goin im goin

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[ex_symbioses706]

i'm calm enough for a situation like this!

[ex_symbioses706]

are you there yet?

[tyrians]

[ about a ten minute wait before she replies ]

what

[ex_symbioses706]

underground!