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oo1; audio.
[ The feed crackles and hisses for a moment, gaining its bearings under the rush of dust clouding the area. That explosion is nasty, affecting even some closer outside areas, much like the one this little guy is in right now.
He isn't here to dilly-dally around. Shadow's stern voice is a clear sign that he means business and he is not taking any bull. ]
If you know what is good for you, avoid the explosion site at all costs. Only those qualified are allowed to approach.
[ Yes, he does think he falls under that category. Ultimate Lifeform and all, you know? Of course, he isn't doing so just yet - he's looking for answers from the Initiative first - but he plans on it. ]
If anyone has vital information to pass along, contact me. If not, do not even bother wasting my time. There is no time to play games.
[ ... and the feed ends on that note. Just a tad rude there. ]
He isn't here to dilly-dally around. Shadow's stern voice is a clear sign that he means business and he is not taking any bull. ]
If you know what is good for you, avoid the explosion site at all costs. Only those qualified are allowed to approach.
[ Yes, he does think he falls under that category. Ultimate Lifeform and all, you know? Of course, he isn't doing so just yet - he's looking for answers from the Initiative first - but he plans on it. ]
If anyone has vital information to pass along, contact me. If not, do not even bother wasting my time. There is no time to play games.
[ ... and the feed ends on that note. Just a tad rude there. ]
[ audio; okay sweet C: ]
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With that answered, I hardly care if it is insulting. It is less a generalization and more an accurate observation of the majority.
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I am the Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow the Hedgehog, and I am one of your highly-esteemed transports. That should be qualification enough.
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Altho, L-O-L, "ultimate lifeform" and then you thay "Hedgehog". How the FUCK am I thuppothed to take that theriouthly??
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To be perfectly honest, this is all he can think of. ]
I could say the same about you. A troll is a grisly fictional beast. That much is difficult to take seriously.
[ A pause. ]
... L-O-L.
[ What does that even mean. Look he's been in a tube for fifty years he doesn't get current-day lingo. ]
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[Whoops practically yelling now.]
PLEATHE, DO TELL ME OF THE THTORIESTH YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT BRIDGESTH AND EATING GOATS! I'M THURE IT'LL BE REALLY FUNNY AND INTERETHTING AND NEW! You know what hedgehogsth are on MY planet?? NOTHING. THEY DON'T EXITHT BECAUTHE THEY'RE TOO THMALL AND WEAK TO THURVIVE BATHIC ECOLOGICAL THTYTEMSTH!
[Yeah, he doesn't always do this, but he's gotten tired of the troll-thing. So he snapped. Whoops...]
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Soon enough, the eerie quietness is broken. ]
... P-Pfff... ha...
[ Oh, it's clear that he's trying to hold back his laughter, but that is getting to be difficult. ]
The only funny and interesting and new subject at this point in time is you, troll.
[ Because wow that is funny. ]
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[ Because he is entertaining. ]
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...
Troll mind.
[ sorry, habit. ]
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[ haha yeah right ]
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