exsilium | video; uh maybe backdated a day? Before she goes to spar with Isaac

You know what honestly blows the most in this place?

[ Jack's slumped down into the cushions of her unit's living room couch, an empty bag of chips resting against her stomach as she rambles. ]

The fucking cable. Has anyone else been watching Days of Our Dumbass Totalitarian Future? I don't know how many more fucking times I can watch the big reveal that Sally McBigtits is pregnant and the great betrayal of Fabio von Whatshisass fucking around behind her back before I shove my foot through the TV. I miss the extranet. I miss the bispecies porn. At least it was laugh worthy to see a Hanar and an Elcor trying to get it on.

You know what they say about idle hands... Well, I'm not really sure, but in this context it probably means arson is on the horizon, so let's work on the entertainment sector some time before I decide it's a better plan to just go around torching shit for the funsies.

[ There's a long pause in which she just stares with the most bored of eyes at the screen, face intensely unimpressed with life as a whole. ]

Shepard, I'm hungry.

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I'm strangely interested.

It has a weird kind of appeal. Like when you pass a train wreck and can't help but watch.

A rather apt description of my curiosity at the moment.

Imagine a giant jellyfish trying to get it on with a baby elephant. That's pretty much what Hanar/Elcor makes. [ she is totally charming ]

I don't want to imagine it. [But he totally is.]

...

How does it even work?

I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise for you.

I'll see if I've got any stored to my omni-tool. You know, for those long bus rides. [ this is her life ]

[His hero~.]

Will you at least hold my hand through the difficult bits?

Whatever you need, sugar, I'm here for you.

Then find me up some of these films.

Okay, okay, let's see what we have... [ She spends a few minutes scrolling through the omni-tool on her forearm that she uses to connect to the network because hands free is the way to go. After a period of time, a slow grin forms and a file is transferred to James' device. ]

Enjoy.

[ It's about 20 minutes of incredibly awkward relations between something that looks like this and another thing that looks like this. You can just... use your imagination. Tentacles. ]

[Yeah, he can't even help but open it up immediately. Just. Leave him to it, okay.

But it's only a minute of it to assess what the fuck those creatures are before he replies;]

That offer for a hand hold still up? I'm not sure I can do this alone.

[ She gives a snort of a laugh ]

Always, sunshine. Should I bring a teddy and a nightlight with?

Please. Although switch out the teddy for whiskey.

That's the spirit. Where do I take the nightlight and booze?

509. [Which he only readily shares because it's so damned easy to find out anyway for anyone who really wanted to know. Really gotta move away from this place, it's too obvious.]

I'll get us some food.

[ she gives a snort of a laugh ] Dinner and an x-rated movie, how quaint. On my way.

Sounds like the perfect night in.

Come on over when you're ready.

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