Equius Zahhak (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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exsilium2012-09-12 02:53 am
musclebeast) wrote in exsilium2012-09-12 02:53 am
Entry tags:
- mahdi clare (original),
- sayaka miki (madoka magica),
- vanadi (original),
- ✝ dr. aileen kimber (original),
- ✝ dr. kingdom diogenes swann [original],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ erik lehnsherr [marvel 616],
- ✝ kinna nananea (original),
- ✝ lancir ve aurelles [original],
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ raven darkholme [marvel 10005],
- ✝ roxy lalonde (homestuck),
- ✝ shiki eiki yamaxanadu [touhou],
- ✝ the 8th doctor [doctor who],
- ✝ the witness [original],
- ✝ urdnot wrex [mass effect]
007 ♐ text : Make a list.
D --> E%pose to me your name and species
[Now, do it. This is important.]
[Now, do it. This is important.]
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[Swann isn't accustomed to troll quirks. He's just gotten used to wireless and video and all this futuristic-type mess.]
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[Seems to be a lot of people here. Equius is going to assume he just doesn't know what "expose" means though.]
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[this will take a moment while Swann stares at the words burning into his brain]
A person from Scotland.
[it's so outrageous and sad he could almost cry.]
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D --> Is Scotland a planet
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Scotland is a country on Earth. We live in London, it's not that far away.
[why is this happening why]
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D --> So there is another species of sentient beings on Earth besides humans
D --> And it is this Scottish race, are there others besides Scottish and Human
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D --> So Scottish, Human, and German
D --> Are all these species natural to Earth, or did you ancestors come from another planet previous to that
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[Is it a very small planet? Perhaps it's not large enough to really be considered a planet on it's own? All these questions.]
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Personally, I think Wales is full of aliens as well. They all smell like they're been boiled in vinegar and cabbage. Wee beady eyed bastards, all of them.
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D --> Is it a planet or an Earthen continent
D --> Do those from there have other interesting physical differences
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The Welsh have an extra toe on the left foot, and they can use it to dig for potatoes. They tend to walk in their sleep and sleep-shag their neighbor's wives. Sometimes the goats walk funny the morning after. I think it has something to do with the soil.
[there's something deeply wrong with Swann, honestly]
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D --> That seems like a useful e%tended appendage, wait and do you mean, what is shag, e%actly
D --> Why do the goats walks funny, what is wrong with them, how would soil affect that
[Someone's learning a lot about the Welsh today!]
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A shag is a tool used to clean pots and bottles, comes with it's own soap. Can't tell you anything else about it except that it's also edible and makes a lovely stew.
Some soil is softer than others, depending on how close to shore you get. Goats get stiff joints at night because the ground is hard. Further in you get, the better sleep they have and they're more spry.
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D --> Why does it e%ist
D --> Okay
D --> Thank you for this information
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Anytime you need a bit of a hand, I'm happy to help.
What's your name and where are you from?
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D --> Does it last longer than other foods, what is it's benefit
D --> I am Equius Zahhak, I am from Alternia
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Well met, Equius. I've never heard of Alternia. Where is it?
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D --> Less means for better food would lead to needing cheaper alternatives
D --> Alternia is a planet in a different universe to Earth
D --> Not many here are aware of it's e%istence
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[You do not know how important this is.]
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