007 ♐ text : Make a list.

[musclebeast]

D --> E%pose to me your name and species

[Now, do it. This is important.]

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[musclebeast]

D --> Is this another command
D --> I command it to be another command

[tipsygnostalgia]

[No idea whats actually going on here but w/e she's just gonna roll with it]

i command you to answer my command instead of commanding that my command is a command!
:3

[musclebeast]

[Nothing is going on here. Nothing at all.]

D --> Okay
D --> I am merely compiling a useful list
D --> Something to be viewed with ease and a%cessible to any Initiative prisoneigh
D --> Ner

[tipsygnostalgia]

thats pretty neat i guess
even though u would think the
er
whoevers actually in charge of the clunsterfuck going on here
would have a list for all the prisoneighs to look at anyway
so is there anyone instrusting on it
*interesting
?

[musclebeast]

D --> You'd think
D --> It's just started, though there are one or two races I am going to 100k into getting more information on

[tipsygnostalgia]

wait so theres more peeps here than just humans and trolls
do we have any cherubs coz im triyng to invsestigate what they look like
* investignate
fuck that word
* find out what they look lick
* like
anyway cherubs
yay or nay or neigh?

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes
D --> The word you are 100king for is investigate
D --> Neigh

[tipsygnostalgia]

awww
sux
also i just realized that you never told me my full name
wait *your full name
i can only asspire to be so drunk someone else has 2 tell me my name
do you know how much booze that woudl take
fyi it woudl be alot
*would x2 combob
but this means now its ur turn and you have to expose yourself
yourinfo i mean

[musclebeast]

D --> My foal name is E q u i u s Z a h h a k
D --> Omit the spaces between everything but the s and the Z
D --> No, I do not, I do not care to know

[tipsygnostalgia]

why are you putting spaces between your name letters
plus it doesnt really matter if you care to know or not since i already told you it would be a lot

[musclebeast]

D --> I have to
D --> Okay

[tipsygnostalgia]

why do you have to?

Go to bed, idiot.

[musclebeast]

D --> Because of that idiotic ingrate

D --> was that a command

[tipsygnostalgia]

whixch one

D --> Yes, wait, stop that

[musclebeast]

D --> The one with the e%ecrable yellow te%t and headache invoking yet confusingly a100ring lisp

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh sollux
hes cool tough i like him a lot
* though
did he hack ur stuff then or something because thats p funny

[musclebeast]

D --> He's atrocious
D --> Yes, yes he did

[tipsygnostalgia]

no hes not ;o
why did he do that anyways do u 2 not get along?

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes he is
D --> And he did it because he's a brat

[tipsygnostalgia]

noooope going to disagree w/you on that
u know if you asked me really really RAELLY nicely i could always chane it back for you
*change

[Buuuut its also likely she's just change it to something else :|]

[musclebeast]

D --> How nicely, e%actly

[tipsygnostalgia]

that depends on how badly u want me to fix it

[musclebeast]

D --> E%tremely bad

[tipsygnostalgia]

if you admit that im pretty much the best person EVER and funny + great at everything
i will change it for you

[musclebeast]

D --> That's ridiculous
D --> Saying that would be a blatant falsehoof on my part