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Oh for the love of--
[One blue-eyed, human-looking guy in a weird helmet, squinting at you all. Pete's having trouble with the netbook. It's actually too primitive for him to figure out easily, and he only meant to do voice.]
...Flark. This is broadcasting, isn't it?
[He scrubs a hand over his face.]
Right. I'm Star-Lord, and unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would still like to take this opportunity to ask how I ended up here, and to go on record as saying I am really ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ sick of time travel.
[Because swearing on an open broadcast is the absolute best way to make a first impression, Pete. He cuts the feed after a second without saying anything more. Anyone he wants to see right now will get in touch.]
[One blue-eyed, human-looking guy in a weird helmet, squinting at you all. Pete's having trouble with the netbook. It's actually too primitive for him to figure out easily, and he only meant to do voice.]
...Flark. This is broadcasting, isn't it?
[He scrubs a hand over his face.]
Right. I'm Star-Lord, and unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would still like to take this opportunity to ask how I ended up here, and to go on record as saying I am really ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ sick of time travel.
[Because swearing on an open broadcast is the absolute best way to make a first impression, Pete. He cuts the feed after a second without saying anything more. Anyone he wants to see right now will get in touch.]

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Title. Name's Peter Quill.
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[70s Cosmic DON'T ASK.]
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And you are...?
[When in doubt and just shooting the problem isn't an option, ask a lot of questions and agree to nothing.]
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permavideo;
[ She'd be more shocked to see him if Adam hadn't already shown up and if people didn't regularly come back from the dead to begin with. ]
So what, death not as exciting as you'd though it'd be, Quill?
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As far as I know, I was only a few seconds from dead, not actually dead.
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Great, you and Adam can start up the 'taken undefined moments before our deaths' club.
[ Going to just get that one over and out of the way, no problem. ]
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Adam? Adam is here?
[Pete's not going to have to shoot him again, is he?]
...I'm not going to have to shoot him again, am I?
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[ But, because she's Gamora: ]
You could do it now and save us the trouble later.
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Gamora, if you're so eager to see him dead just in case, you're way more lethal than I am.
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[action] now, bitchez
we're so badass!!
..i have the fainting guy
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Anyways. That makes two of us, my man. Linearity is pretty much mythological at this point.
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Kid, linearity was pretty much always mythological.
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I'm not--
[The funny part is that Pete actually is the son of the Emperor of the Spartoi, but it takes him a second to remember, since he ran the other way at several times the speed of light the moment the possibility of inheriting the throne came up.]
Never mind, not important. Forces of darkness, is it?
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Forces of darkness, but no darkspawn, sad to say. There are some other things about time travel, too, but I haven't experienced that yet myself.
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Right, okay, just so we're on the same page, what's a darkspawn?
[It sounds uncomfortably like what he's been fighting for the past few months.]
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Terrible to imagine, but they are numerous, which makes them all the more difficult to defeat.
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I've got some experience with that, believe it or not.
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