doubleoohbaby: (suave and sophisticated)
James Bond ([personal profile] doubleoohbaby) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm

001 | audio

[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]

Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]

Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.

Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.

[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

we can be slow together

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you can do that, though.

Maybe if you found whoever runs the housing place....
acemedium: jacking Mimi's icons makes me happy in ways you will never understand (aw yea jacking Mimi's icons)

we'll co-author a book titled that okay

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Just Mr. Barnaby right now! [He has girly hair. IS THAT ENOUGH FOR BOND...]

I don't think you'd want to swap him, though, he can be kind of stuffy.
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

poifect

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you look around you can find somewhere to make into a secret hideout! Like a batcave.
acemedium: I couldn't think of anything clever (:D!)

long after we've died it will remain an enigma

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! We've got a winner!

Okay, batcave it is! We should get looking right away!
acemedium: FUCK YEAH OUTDATED MEMES (So I herd you liek objecting)

indeed

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-09-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! There's got to be one around here somewhere.
acemedium: (just as plant)

C:

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
And it's gotta be hidden and out of the way too, right? We can't have just anyone stumbling in!
acemedium: this is how all lawyers should investigate (There's a Naruto gag waiting to happen)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-02 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, we better get searching then! We've got a lot of work ahead of us.
acemedium: (gaydar readings over 9000 etc etc)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not so fast, Mr. Bond!]

It's not gonna work if it's just me! It needs to be both of us.
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-15 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
But I wouldn't know what to look for in a batcave!

What kind of research do you want to do, anyway?
acemedium: respect the plant, bitch (Charley is the real head of the family)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-17 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Never]

Property market?
acemedium: gee Nick what are we going to do tonight (Insert Pinky and the Brain line here)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-10-28 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that got to do with bat caves?