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exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
doubleoohbaby) wrote in exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
Entry tags:
- roslyn small (original),
- vanadi (original),
- ✝ adam jensen [deus ex],
- ✝ anora [dragon age],
- ✝ erik lehnsherr [marvel 616],
- ✝ harry flynn [uncharted 2],
- ✝ james bond [james bond],
- ✝ jane foster (mcu),
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ simmaeri (original),
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ the witness [original]
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[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
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I also won't be able to show my face in there again. First day here and I'm already sodding barred from somewhere.
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[ Of bars. And sorry James but his playfighting is augmented.
He's also currently paying more attention to his radar to determine if there are any people from the bar around--he's mark & track'd a few of them, too, and they're heading in the wrong direction, fortunately.
... Well he'd ask James if he wanted him to ~carry him down the roof~ but given he's James Bond and a butt on top of that Adam doesn't bother. He begins to walk, and then right off the edge at the other end of the little roof. :| His Icarus Landing System activates immediately, manifesting itself in a sort of yellow aura, resulting in a soft landing. ]
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[Because then he can sleep with them all.
Hardly seems fair that Adam's got him all the way up onto this roof and is apparently fine with leaving him up there, but James doesn't seem all that concerned. He does peer over to watch that fancy landing technique which looks far nicer on the limbs than Bond's usually method, but Bond's built like a brick wall and has been climbing for years, so what the hell jumping off a roof won't kill him.
Besides, he's picked up a trick or two from these parkour kids over the years and with only a slight pause to asses the risks, Bond's jumping down after his knew punching buddy, landing feet first but immediately pitching forward to tuck into a roll. When he pops back to his feet again, he adds a quick adjustment of his cuffs and tie, before offering a smirk to Adam.
Fuck, he's getting too old for all this jumping around :|]
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Except for your plans regarding women Adam will just pretend he didn't hear that. ]
I would like to see you do that from a helicopter.
[ Without a parachute or anything else to cushion your fall, pal. ]
Anyway I wouldn't head into that direction. [ POINT. ] Any other is fine, as is the way back to the transport apartments. If you're looking for more drinks, you go there and then turn right after one hundred and twenty two meters. [ POINT. ]
Any other questions, because I've had enough of the Bond experience for today.
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Hn, no. I think I've had enough of the bionic man for one day.
[With a careful peer around for his options, Bond decides to head back to the apartments, he has, after all, got dates planned for the night. Pity he's now going to be sporting a growing bruise across his face, but whatever, it just makes him look manly.]
See you around, Robocop.
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ALL OF IT. And maybe some candy. For serious. ]
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He'll just have to return the favour. Or set childish pranks around your own apartment REVEEEENGE!]]
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