A forest, eh? I didnae realize how much I'd missed it, and I havenae even been gone for long. It's the knowing, aye? Knowing ye won't have it anymore.

[Swann raises his eyebrows, then flips the netbook upside down. This may have a dizzying effect.]

It's too small! And no film. How can...

[Flip around again. Swann is grinning.]

The future is so bloody strange. So! Hello again, not-fairy lovely person!