Ye'd have t'be terribly wee t'fit intae this thing! It's very thin.

[He leans in a bit closer, whispering in a conspiratorial way.]

Only fairies are that wee, an' I'd rather not give my soul over to the fae.

[Swann straightens up.]

Lovely you should ask! I, Dr. Kingdom Diogenes Swann, am a doctor of medicine and chemistry, purveyor of fine elixirs and potions of which the like has never been seen! Even one sip of my fine medicines will take away even the most horrific pain!

[pause]

Well, I've not any with me at the moment.