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[theguideless]

hellpo/hello//......howd

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[thleepy]

OH NOOO MISTER THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE THE KEYBOARD

[theguideless]

im sorry i nevre used one ebefore how do i use it/ what is a keyboard//

[thleepy]

THE KEYBOARD IS THE THING WITH ALL THE LETTERS ON THE BUTTONS AND YOU ARE PROBABLY PRESSING THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!! YOU HIT THE BUTTON (IT'S CALLED A KEY) AND THE LETTER THAT IS PRINTED ON IT IS THEN OUTPUT TO SCREEN

YOU CAN ALSO DELETE LETTERS THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY TYPED IN CASE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND WANT TO FIX IT!! TRY HITTING THE KEY THAT SAYS "BACKSPACE" OR "DELETE" OR "DEL" IT IS PROBABLY IN THE UPPER-RIGHT HAND CORNER.

[theguideless]

[two minutes later:] oh good i do not spell good thank you1 how do you make the line and dot mark/ or the one after questions/ it is on the keys but not when i press it

[thleepy]

YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL GOOD JOB!!!! YOUR SPELLING IS REALLY GOOD TOO

IF YOU WANT TO USE ALL THE MARKS THAT ARE ON THE UPPER HALF OF THE KEY YOU HAVE TO FIRST HOLD DOWN THE BIG KEY THAT SAYS "SHIFT". AND THEN YOU PRESS THE OTHER KEY BUT DON'T LET GO OF THE SHIFT KEY OKAY

[theguideless]

!?? i can use them now thank you!!

[thleepy]

GOOD JOB!!! IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE USED A COMPUTER????

[theguideless]

whats a computer?

[thleepy]

IT'S THE THING YOU'RE USING RIGHT NOW!!!!! WITH THE KEYBOARD. THE KEYBOARD IS THE PART WITH ALL THE KEYS ON, THE WHOLE THING IS CALLED A COMPUTER.

ACTUALLY I THINK IT IS MORE SPECIFICALLY CALLED A NETBOOK PROBABLY. A NETBOOK IS LIKE A TYPE OF COMPUTER. BUT YOU CAN CALL IT A NETBOOK OR A COMPUTER!!

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[theguideless]

oh

[theguideless]

yes this is the first time i have used a computer netbook

[thleepy]

YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD THOUGH!!! I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAD NEVER USED A COMPUTER BEFORE. THE FIRST TIME HE USED ONE HE PUNCHED IT AND IT BROKE. THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW YOU USE A COMPUTER

DON'T PUNCH IT OKAY???

[theguideless]

no i will not punch it i promise

[thleepy]

GOOD!! PUNCHING COMPUTERS MAKES THEM BREAK

DON'T DROP IT OR THROW IT OR KICK IT OR SPILL LIQUIDS ON IT OR HIT PEOPLE WITH IT EITHER!!

THAT ALSO MAKES THEM BREAK!!!!!!

[theguideless]

it fell off of the bed on acident earlier im sorry did i break it?

[thleepy]

OH. WELL IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING OKAY SO I DON'T THINK IT'S BROKEN!!! BE CAREFUL THOUGH DON'T DROP IT TOO MUCH OKAY?

IF YOU DO BREAK YOURS I HAVE ONE THAT I'M NOT USING SO I COULD GIVE IT TO YOU. BUT TRY NOT TO BREAK YOURS!!

[theguideless]

i promise i will try not to drop it again thank you!

[thleepy]

OKAY!! DON'T FORGET ABOUT NOT DOING ALL THAT OTHER STUFF TOO

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ASK ME!! I'M NIK I'M A COMPUTER SO I'M GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

[theguideless]

[.....]

are you this computer?

[suddenly VIDEO]

[thleepy]

Noooo!

[ Nik shows up in... a bathroom mirror? He's climbed up onto the counter and is waving his hands above his head. The camera's from Nik's perspective -- because Nik is the camera, too. The only way to show himself on video is through a mirror. ]

I'm Nikolai! I'm my own computer!

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[theguideless]

[YAUGH!!!!!!


BRB JUMPING IN SURPRISE/ALSO SCRAMBLING TO CATCH COMPUTER SO IT DOESN'T HIT THE FLOOR AGAIN.

also stupid pointless waving at the screen as if he can even see because he has no idea ok]

[theguideless]

you look like a person

[video]

[thleepy]

Hehehe. It's because I'm an android, I'm supposed to look like a person.

[ Nik wrinkles his face at the mirror. ]

Are yooou a person?

[theguideless]

[another delay because wow nothing makes sense.

also people don't have those crazy eyes.

also what is anyone even talking about anymore.]

no i am a darkov and i think there is a mistake i do not know what a droyd is?

[video]

[thleepy]

Android! Androids are computers too but we're supposed to look and act like people. [ Nik pauses. ] Your computer's not an android though I don't think.

[ Nik leans in closer to the mirror, like doing so will somehow bring him closer to Martin. ]

What's a Darkov?