werewolfing: (in the cold morning light)
ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ʀᴜᴍᴀɴᴄᴇᴋ ([personal profile] werewolfing) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-10-10 09:39 pm

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Right, so. Public service announcement.

[the guy on the screen epitomizes scruffy teenager: leather jacket, hair in need of a brush, days worth of stubble on his face. those familiar with peter might think that he seems kind of extraordinarily calm. actually, those unfamiliar with peter might think that too, considering their situation. he doesn't seem happy, exactly, not drugged or faking it, just...really zen.]

Big brown wolf you might see wandering around sometimes? That's me. And yeah, I know the teeth are super impressive, but despite all rumors and recent shenanigans to the contrary, bloodlust is not my personal MO. A wolf is a wolf, though, not a labrador. Don't try to hurt me or touch me while I'm eating and everything will be cool.

End public service announcement.

[he makes to cut the feed and then pauses.]

Oh, and the other guys are okay now. Claws retracted and all that. If they become not okay, do us all a favor and call me along with the local hero squad. That kind of shit is what happens when you bring werewolves to the damn moon.

Right, last thing. Stanley, I still have a bunch of your stuff if you want it.
charming_jerk: (glare)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2013-10-12 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Werewolves, huh? That explains it.

My guess is it ain't the kind that bites you and makes you into one, huh? Otherwise youze'd have one fucked-up werewolf on yer hands right now.
charming_jerk: (neutral)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2013-10-13 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know, cuz that other kind took a nice chunk outta my arm the other day. I guess no one thought maybe bringin' werewolves to the moon might be a bad idea.
charming_jerk: (confused/suspicious)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2013-10-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I guess goin' batshit on the moon beats gettin' nuked any day.

Uh, brunette I think. I was kinda distracted at the time.
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2013-10-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
If the guy couldn't help it, then I ain't got any reason to hold a grudge. I mean, I'd like to kick his ass for it, but it ain't really fair, is it. So long as the bite he gave me didn't turn me into a werewolf, but I'm sorta guessin' that only happens in the movies, huh.