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exsilium2013-08-19 07:33 pm
totallytrustworthy) wrote in exsilium2013-08-19 07:33 pm
‡ 5th treasure‡ Video
[Chloe--long time no see, network-- is settled down in a dimly lit bit of local architecture. At least it looks that way at first glance; Initiative buildings are usually a touch more pristine, and one hell of a lot more futuristic.]
Evening lads and ladies. Given the way things've been going lately between our sort and the locals, there's no doubt that finding what we need to get by isn't exactly an easy venture. Then again, when everything around here is coated in a couple hundred years of grit, it wasn't all that easy to begin with. [A small, thoughtful little beat. Drummed out on a table too low to see.] Or worth it for that matter.
Which is why after a lengthy hiatus, I'm pleased to announce that my item retrieval service is back up and running-- with a few minor adjustments.
[The camera shifts, dipping slightly as whoever’s holding the tablet shifts their hands. The cameraman in question hisses at her, clearly trying and failing to be discreet:] Oi, your retrieval service?
Well it was mine first. The next time you wind up in an alien future before the rest of us you can go start your own bloody business.
Fine, alright. Go on then. [And the camera shifts up again, less steady than before.]
--Right. So as I was saying. For those of you that need something-- anything-- found or picked up or even gently borrowed from a few bygone eras, Frazer and Cutter's Acquisitions and Fine Antiques is here to manage it for you. For a few nominal fees of course, and with much less glaring than what you’ll find around here.
Trust me, with the sort of luck the Initiative’s been having, you’ll want a pair of professionals on your side.
**Charlie Cutter is in red and the pair of them are more than happy to respond to any incoming inquiries or requests!
Evening lads and ladies. Given the way things've been going lately between our sort and the locals, there's no doubt that finding what we need to get by isn't exactly an easy venture. Then again, when everything around here is coated in a couple hundred years of grit, it wasn't all that easy to begin with. [A small, thoughtful little beat. Drummed out on a table too low to see.] Or worth it for that matter.
Which is why after a lengthy hiatus, I'm pleased to announce that my item retrieval service is back up and running-- with a few minor adjustments.
[The camera shifts, dipping slightly as whoever’s holding the tablet shifts their hands. The cameraman in question hisses at her, clearly trying and failing to be discreet:] Oi, your retrieval service?
Well it was mine first. The next time you wind up in an alien future before the rest of us you can go start your own bloody business.
Fine, alright. Go on then. [And the camera shifts up again, less steady than before.]
--Right. So as I was saying. For those of you that need something-- anything-- found or picked up or even gently borrowed from a few bygone eras, Frazer and Cutter's Acquisitions and Fine Antiques is here to manage it for you. For a few nominal fees of course, and with much less glaring than what you’ll find around here.
Trust me, with the sort of luck the Initiative’s been having, you’ll want a pair of professionals on your side.
**Charlie Cutter is in red and the pair of them are more than happy to respond to any incoming inquiries or requests!
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[He's laughing so hard, oh my god. You're his favourite people, hands down]
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That's sweet, mate. [Charlie flashes a winning smile.] But no, no joke.
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[He's still terribly amused] In that case, consider me offended if I'm not at the very top of your client list.
[And if you don't attempt to liberate him of a few of his possessions at least once :[]
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But if you file one, I'll see if I can't talk my partner into cutting you a bit of a discount.
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[He'll be nice, even. At least five of them will be actual items. If you really loved him Charlie, you would steal from him] Discount isn't necessary- But I'll take it if you're offering.
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[p.s. his discounts a free beer] What kind of antiques?
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[Okay, now he is kidding.]
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[That's what old people like, right?] I was hoping for something that'd make a little noise.
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[God Charlie, if you're going to go with boring items, you have to make them hideous too- or it's not worth it. A beat] But let me know, on the noise maker, alright?
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Charlie gives him a fauz salute, grin sliding back into place.] You got it, captain.