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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Attention end user group Transports. Attention end user group Transports.

Final system checks on the space shuttle have passed with 0.00% system failure. To quote, "it has passed with flying colors." Which colors have yet to be specified. (This system prefers blue.)

Test flight to be scheduled for 1200 Wednesday, July 17th, 3313. All members of End User Group Transports responsible for working in the space shuttle restoration project are invited to participate in the test flight.

AI suggest all End Users responsible attend, as said End Users are the only current, living organics in system to have participated in flights extending into interplanetary space. It is also noted that said End Users have the capacity to be reconstructed should we experience catastrophic systems failure.

Congratulations. You have been volunteered. Please respond to learn about your role in your potential destruction, thank you.

Comments

voice;

[2leftfeet]

[Well. Alrighty then.]

Are we getting seat belts for this potentially very bumpy ride or are we saying to hell with it?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The shuttle has been outfitted with appropriate restraints to minimize injury during takeoff.

[2leftfeet]

Well that's considerate. Does the Initiative have a specific flight plan for this, or is that still a work in progress?

[phaseshifts]

Must you always make it sound as terrible as possible?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would end user prefer AI to disguise the reality?

[oncearanger]

What an interesting opportunity.

That project's done, but it's just the beginning, huh?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Affirmative. The Project begins to move into Phase Two with the success of the test flight.

video;

[yourdistraction]

Oh, the... The what? Something that flies? Like a griffin? I would love to see! Is it all right to ask questions? This isn't like a sign posted on a board, is it, I'm never very sure.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

End user may ask questions. There is no sign, but according to my databases, if there was, it would open up your eyes if you saw it.

voice;

[captains]

After all that work I put into it, you didn't even need to volunteer me, but I appreciate it.

[Hello annoying little AI, he is at least, particularly sober today]

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

You are welcome. Please arrive on time and ready for liftoff.

[unkindness]

[Oh hey, this is relevant to her interests.]

I did not have the opportunity to assist with the restoration project. However, I would offer my services to assist with the flight.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Such assistance is appreciated. Please report to the warehouse at the attached coordinates as soon as possible.

[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account reads Haruka Takahashi, etc etc you know the drill. ]

Why blue?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

A classic error in systems from later 20th century operating systems was called "the blue screen of death." AI find the imagery pleasing.

[text]

[candystar]

[Shouldn't poke the AI, shouldn't poke the AI, AIs always cause trouble.

Oh, fuck it.]

Are you a true AI?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Query: please define "true AI."

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

You want those of us that brought the thing in, too? I know the piloting controls already, at least.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Administrative Group Initiative requests all relevant parties willing to accept the task at hand.

[lazyinlove]

does that say spaceship?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Yes. In written form.

voice

[alwaysruns]

Damn it'll be good to be up in the air again.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

End user enjoys the sensation of flight?

Voice

[thecag]

Now that sounds interesting. If you'd like a pilot on hand, consider this me accepting the assignment.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Administrative Group Initiative requests all assistance willingly given.