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exsilium2013-05-20 09:09 am
trickstermentor) wrote in exsilium2013-05-20 09:09 am
[INTERACTIVE INFOMERCIAL!]
[The following infomercial is being filmed on location on the seventh floor.]
Goooooood Evening Exsilium!
Are you being bothered in your home by unwanted guests who refuse to move on? Unable to sleep thanks to persistent bumps in the night? Are you at your wits' end? Then have no fear! Here at Urahara Shoten we have the answer to all your problems!
Introducing Urahara Shoten Brand SPIRIT REPELLENT SPRAY SEKIREI X!
[Behold! It is brandished at the camera with a flourish!]
One spray of this will leave you haunting free for up to eight hours, guaranteed or your money back! Or if that isn't your cup of tea, why not try our delightful Green Apple Ghost-Be-Gone Potpourri! Keep your rooms smelling appley good and banish those ghouls for 24 hours, but don't despair, each pack comes with its own refill spray, good for 10 further applications. That's 11 whole days ghost free, guaranteed! And that's not all we have to offer! Come to our premises three blocks south east of the main hold to learn more, and try our extensive range of products designed to assist you in your time of-
[At this moment, a ghost appears behind him to knock his hat off his head, and with a sigh, Urahara swings his cane.]
I thought I told you three days ago when you first partook of this immature behaviour that I wouldn't stand for it.
[With a sigh, he knocks the end of his cane against the ghost's forehead. There's an audible 'pop', a quick flash, and the ghost is gone. Urahara ruefully shakes his head and stoops to pick up his hat, dusting it off.]
I wish I could offer a guaranteed permanent exorcism service but unfortunately I seem to unable to perform those. I can promise up to three days however. Be sure to stop by the store to see what else we have to offer in order to help you deal with your pestilential poltergeists, ghastly ghosts and spooky spirits.
[The hat goes back onto his head and he offers a little bow with a flourish.]
I look forward to your patronage, good evening!
Goooooood Evening Exsilium!
Are you being bothered in your home by unwanted guests who refuse to move on? Unable to sleep thanks to persistent bumps in the night? Are you at your wits' end? Then have no fear! Here at Urahara Shoten we have the answer to all your problems!
Introducing Urahara Shoten Brand SPIRIT REPELLENT SPRAY SEKIREI X!
[Behold! It is brandished at the camera with a flourish!]
One spray of this will leave you haunting free for up to eight hours, guaranteed or your money back! Or if that isn't your cup of tea, why not try our delightful Green Apple Ghost-Be-Gone Potpourri! Keep your rooms smelling appley good and banish those ghouls for 24 hours, but don't despair, each pack comes with its own refill spray, good for 10 further applications. That's 11 whole days ghost free, guaranteed! And that's not all we have to offer! Come to our premises three blocks south east of the main hold to learn more, and try our extensive range of products designed to assist you in your time of-
[At this moment, a ghost appears behind him to knock his hat off his head, and with a sigh, Urahara swings his cane.]
I thought I told you three days ago when you first partook of this immature behaviour that I wouldn't stand for it.
[With a sigh, he knocks the end of his cane against the ghost's forehead. There's an audible 'pop', a quick flash, and the ghost is gone. Urahara ruefully shakes his head and stoops to pick up his hat, dusting it off.]
I wish I could offer a guaranteed permanent exorcism service but unfortunately I seem to unable to perform those. I can promise up to three days however. Be sure to stop by the store to see what else we have to offer in order to help you deal with your pestilential poltergeists, ghastly ghosts and spooky spirits.
[The hat goes back onto his head and he offers a little bow with a flourish.]
I look forward to your patronage, good evening!
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