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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Filtered from Roxy but lets face it she could probably crack this open by just looking in it's general direction, he's just...hoping she won't.]

Alright, pay attention, I need some a' you to make yourselwes useful for once. If it's any a' you who can't fight especially consider this payback for sawin' your asses god knows how many times.

I'm sure you all know by now this [WALENTINE'S DAY...] planet got a holiday comin' up centered around your single formed watered down horseshit excuse for romance, I mean we already got a buncha hopeless jackasses who couldn't date 'emselwes out of a paper bag practically throwin' themselwes onto the network askin' for help or more what the fuck they're meant to do.

But considerin' it's sorta more or less expected an' downright good form for two indiwiduals with actual concupiscent goings on to get together an' do somethin', I need suggestions. What the fuck does this shithole ewen hawe that could come close to passin' as some sorta legitimate good time.

She likes Wizards an' Alcohol. Her name's Rox' if you know her.

So.

Get to it.

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voice;

[payback]

Woah. You? You have a date?

[caligulas_aquarium]

I hawe a girlfriend, yes.

[distinctions!!!]

[payback]

[Rin (and this should not come as a surprise) starts laughing at him.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wh...what's so funny?!

Is my romantic life just that amusin' to you or somethin'?

[payback]

I think you should watch a movie with her silently in the dark.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

[He would think this is some kind of trick, but..]

Yeah, a few people went ahead an' recommended watchin' a mowie.

Why in the dark though.

[payback]

So there are no distractions.

From the movie.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Right.

The Mo-film.

Kinda surprised you're bein' helpful here.

[payback]

You're so paranoid.

[caligulas_aquarium]

I got ewery right to be paranoid.

Our continued association has brought nothin' but misfortune into my life, for one thing.

[payback]

You're super-duper dramatic too. How, oh how, has our continued association made your life so terrible?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wow, newer mind hawin' to beg for my own life to appease the whims of her majesty Rin.

I'd no idea you were such a sadist.

[payback]

You little baby, you were nowhere near in danger for your life, and it was one word.

[caligulas_aquarium]

You don't know!

Maybe seadwellers got more reason to stay hydrated than you dirtscrapin' land walkers, ewer think a' that?

[payback]

Is that actually a fact, or you being a baby again?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[It's an Eridan fact.]

...

Maybe.

And I'm not a baby, damnit, stop sayin' that.

[payback]

Who's so superior now?

[caligulas_aquarium]

It doesn't change a damn thing, FYI.

Seadwellers are still superior.

[payback]

Superior is as superior does and superior had to ask nicely to get water from an inferior little human.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Be thankful I didn't just kill you for it. You should seriously be appreciatiwe here not spoutin' on as you're doin' to try an' insult me.

[payback]

You're ridiculous and overdramatic and that's why I'm calling you a baby! How is it misfortune, huh? It's only misfortune because you're so superior you can't figure out how to use any manners and that's not superior at all.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Right, cause I'm gonna take adwice about this from some human.

You don't know shit about bein' a superior species on that basis alone.

[payback]

I know shit about having friends at least.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[WOW RUDE]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Waaaait, wait, wait. Regain your composure Ampora.]

For your information, I got plenty a' friends.

[ALMOST TEN TYVM]