oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

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[honkalypse]

[Gamzee is just as covered in blood as she is, perhaps even more so, and most of it looks fresh. There's some of his too, purple streaks in places. The wall behind him isn't splattered, it's painted, and apparently he's found some monsters with different colored fluids in them. He looks proud of his work, and absolutely batshit crazy, given the way he cackles.]

YOU'RE BEING ALL KINDS OF BITCHTITS, FISHY SISTER. Get your count on of this brother getting his self down with this shit. THEY'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING COLORS.

[tyrians]

Oooh my cod, why can't you be a fuckin' mute like Makara. Seariously, stop fuckin' screamin'. [ she squints ]

That mean you're joinin' me or what.

[honkalypse]

[In response he seems to get even louder.]

GOT NO REASONS UP IN HERE NOT TO GET THAT ON WITH YOU. Being good to get the murdermirth on down in here.

[tyrians]

Aaaargghh -- STOP SHOUTIN'!

[honkalypse]

[When will people learn that that will make him get louder.]

GOT SOME SENSITIVE HEARDUCTS, FISHY SIS? Maybe you should up and be asking all nice like. SAY MOTHERFUCKING PLEASE.

[tyrians]

Kay, how aboat "fuck you and your clown shit"? Nice enough for ya, bouy?

[honkalypse]

[The cackling and honking probably isn't any better than the yelling.

Might be a bit quieter, at least?]

[tyrians]

Ugh, you are somehow the fuckin' worst.