oo2 ♆ to your dismay, i rip apart what you say, and i don't give a fuck about that man

[tyrians]

[ it opens up to a video at first. there's Meenah, lounging about in some ruined remains of a building, rubble around her. she's sprawled back and her clothes are ripped and stained with blood. she has some dried blood on her face, like she hadn't been bothered to clean up after the whole attack.

resting atop her head is a strange animal skull, large and grotesque, worn as a crown with her horns sticking out of the eye sockets. long shredded flaps of the flesh drape around her shoulders like a cape. she twirls her trident around her fingers in her hand ]

Kay, that was fun. I was thinkin' this shithole was gonna be borin', even with all that timeline hoppin' or whatebber the fuck you'd call it.

Was gettin' kind of fond of some o' the beasts that were swimmin' around this plaice, but, 'ey, gill's gotta prove who's the balla, right?

Anemoneways, looks like we got a buncha new scrubs nomoby cares aboat, and more imprawntantly, looks like a buncha suckafishes think they can be startin' armies or somefin, eh?

Maybe I should start an army of my own. Then we can just go and wreck some shit. Sounds fun, don't it?

[ she grins her shark teeth which are splattered with drops of blood and disconnects ]

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[maechtiger]

[Well, surprises. Homura takes a long time examining the video of the bizarre woman-thing on the screen, the horns and the blood and the bright shark tooth snarl. Against her better judgment too, she answers.]

Armies of what - creatures like you?

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[tyrians]

[ she scoffs a little ]

Creatures like me? You fuckin' mean trolls?

Cod, I forget that you humans don't know somefin bass ass when you see one. I'm assumin' you're a human anemoneways since it's way nicer than to be callin' you a "creature".

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[maechtiger]

[blah blah, not responding to the bait.]

No. Creatures that kill and wear their trophies like its show and tell.

[But she does appreciate all the information this girl has given her. Trolls - different from humans here. Grey and horned. Prone to fish-puns? Something native to Exsilium, or a transport too?]

[tyrians]

[ she laughs and grins, shark teeth showing again ]

Ey, ain't nofin wrong with that, yo. [ flicking her finger against the skull ]

[maechtiger]

[No indication in voice that your leer's having effect on her.]

Treating this all like a game is perverse. What fun can you find in it?

[tyrians]

Uh, where to even start? For one, all the losers who get their horns in a twist, all the prawnsome krillin' I get to do, and all the shit I get to wreck? Come on, what isn't fun?

[maechtiger]

[Her lips thin and she tilts her head to the side, not that this troll can see it.]

Your name.

[tyrians]

Yours first.

[maechtiger]

Why do you care?

[all these goddamn trolls asking her for her goddamn name :<]

[tyrians]

Why do you care aboat mine?

[maechtiger]

Because you're a threat to investigate.

[tyrians]

[ she laughs, grinning big ]

Oh, you think I'm a glubbin' threat? Good. The name's Meenah. You betta remember it, bee-yotch.