exsilium | OO1 ⇀ VIDEO

[ what up, exsilium. have you had your daily dose of teenager yet? no? let's fix that. ]

Hey, Scott, buddy—thanks for the calendar. It's awesome. [ covering his best friend's furry butt: just a day in the life of stiles stilinski. (it's his "birthday", he can lie if he wants to.) ] I can track lunar phases way more accurately now, which, y'know. Totally helpful. You know me... and the moon. And planets, all of the planets. Love 'em.

[ you might notice the way he's chewing on his shirt, his lips, the way his eyes dart around. it's not because he's lying—which he never made a claim to be good at, but hey—it's because he's two seconds from jumping on his bed and raising hyperactive hell. ]

Moving on—where can a guy score some Adderall around here? It's usually a prescription thing, but, hey, doesn't look like the Initiative kidnappers really care all too much about stuff like medication. Here's a little tip for you guys, if you're listening in, which, let's face it, you probably are: I can't fight your battles for you unless you make an effort for me, okay? Okay.

[ OKAY. ]

Man, I'd kill for a good movie. Video game. I'd even settle for a board game. Parcheesi?

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[Yeah video. From the room next to his. Deal with it, bro]

You have terrible friends.

[ darcy you are exactly as lazy as he is. also, HVDU. ]

I'm offended. My friends are beautiful people.

[ well, friend. ]

[ video only in the most technical sense of the word - you can see a wall, but otherwise there's nothing happening on the screen. what you can hear, however, is scott obviously pissing himself laughing but sort of trying to stay quiet. the reason you can't see him is because he is leaning over so far in his chair that he's on the verge of falling off of it.

he totally feels for you on the adderall thing, bro, just give him a second to catch his breath. ]

Edited 2012-08-17 03:57 (UTC)

[She can't say she's heard of Adderall, but she's a bit behind the times as far as prescription drugs go compared to some of the other people here who were actually from Earth.]

And what exactly does that prescription thing help with?

Grandparents get people calendars. Only grandparents.

So how old are you now, anyway.

Do you always cover for him like that?

[She's not certain of it, but she figures if she's wrong then Scott does a terrible job of telling the truth.]

Scott's a very cool grandparent.

S... even... teen. [ yep. ] Seventeen.

[ he actually has a few months to go before his actual birthday, but what's a few fibs between roommates? ]

[ scott. scott. how is he supposed to talk to a wall. get back up here and STOP LAUGHING. ]

Don't hurt yourself, there, dude. Seriously, you're gonna break something.

[rolls his eyes.] You're both terrible liars.

[Nothing. Nothing at all.]

Ick. Talk about a pointless age. How about we pretend you said eighteen and go celebrate?

Oh, you know. Focus. Focusing. On the problems at hand. [ he makes a... focus-y gesture towards the camera, and then double-takes. ]

Holy shhh— [ that's not something you see every day. he opens his mouth. ]

I don't know if you know this, but you're, uh. Blue.

[ and scaly. kind of. not like some people he knows, but wow. ]

[ wat ]

Ha. Ha ha, that's hilarious, you're hilarious.

[ that... was a joke, right? ]

[Cue the glancing down, as well as the mock horror.]

What? Well, damn. That's news to me, I had better see a doctor.

[She's rolling her eyes.]

I met a talking hedgehog earlier this week that has more tact than you. That's kind of impressive.

Cover for him? The dude bought me a sweet present, I'm just saying thanks.

[ noooooo idea what you're talking about. none. zero idea. ]

Make it poker and I'll drag Rin in.

True. And bored.

Ever tried beer pong?

[ WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BLUE PEOPLE AROUND HERE

he decides not to comment on this guy, since certain other people have so kindly reminded him that tact's a thing. ]

What? No! [ he's a... great... liar. okay, time to save face. ] I'm not lying, I'm being a good friend. A great friend. To my great friend.

Sorry, sorry - [ still laughing, but slowly winding down. when he finally emerges, he's grinning like an idiot. it's a good thing he doesn't still have asthma - if he did he'd probably have ended up on the floor for real. ]

I just - if I'd known how much you loved planets, I would have gotten you that calendar way sooner. [ OKAY okay he's done now, on to business. ]

But seriously, I don't know where we can find Adderall. I think they have hospitals here? I can probably help with the Parcheesi, though. [ he looks thoughtful for a second. ] Actually, no, I have no idea how to play Parcheesi.

Sorry, sorry. No offense, or anything— [ FRANTIC BACKPEDALING wait what. ] —I just don't see many blue people where I'm from. Or talking... hedgehogs?

[ god he should just check out of the sanity aisle right now shouldn't he ]

Nice to see that it's up on your wall, then.

[ mlia ]

Yes. Definitely. Not really, no. But there's a first time for everything, right? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[This place doesn't really have a sanity aisle so much as it has that tiny speciality section where they carry crazy-free items at four times the price.]

His name is Sonic. He's a good kid.

[She ... just shrugs, and sighs.]

That's actually one of the less-rude greetings I've gotten here, so far.

[Since, you know, he didn't try to shoot her.]

Give me a break.

That I'm so going to space jail for this? Then yes, yes I am.

Ready the table, underage child.

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar?

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