It's like artificial rain from a faucet, only you can control the temperature. [IT IS THE BEST THING.] You'll find agreeing with me is often a wise choice. [She's clearly kidding. She knows a lot of her ideas suck]

They are just like any other men with too much power and free time, and far too little sense.

[Oh no, this is D&D, it goes to Wonderland with a giant sentient queen chess piece that's also a half dragon. In fact, that might be a module.] Your home sounds like the deserts of Anaroch back home. Suddenly Candlekeep does not seem so bad a place. [Impish smile] Don't worry, I can promise you that you will never be bored as long as I am around.