[ Ah-hah! Collette claps her hands together, excited at this announcement. ]

Half elf, half human! That's amazing! Is that why you're so pretty?

[ She wonders about the genetics of it all, belatedly realizing what she... said. Well, if she were aiming for rude statements, she's getting off to a great start! She waves a hand at the camera. ]

Not that it needs to be! We don't have actual elves where I'm from. We've just got elves in books and on television that are either pretty as you please, or short and squat and working for Santa Claus.

[ Just... stop... now. Laughing a little at the idea of male dogs as the most preferable companions... ]

I don't know, dogs are pretty sweet, but I don't know if I'd say they're charming. Devoted, totally. Drooly? They're champions of drool.

Like some guys I know, now that I think about it...

[ She looks off camera, contemplating this thought with exaggerated care. ]