Ah, but my old teachers said I had a gift for vivid pictures, right before they'd beg my guardian to let them gag me. Polar bear dogs? Well now, at least they're both mammals, but you say magic wasn't involved? I'd argue breeding doesn't work that way, but, well, [Lifts her hand to flick her ear] I'm living proof it does.

They have polar bear dogs, but no polar bears? Did the bears find the dogs so attractive they stopped breeding with each other?