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Entry tags:
- ashraf salib (original),
- collette (animorphs),
- maya fey (ace attorney),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- ✝ barnaby brooks jr [t&b],
- ✝ chloe saunders [darkest powers],
- ✝ jane foster (mcu),
- ✝ johanna mason (the hunger games),
- ✝ marco [animorphs],
- ✝ merlin (merlin),
- ✝ oerba yun fang [ffxiii],
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach),
- ✝ zelgadis greywords [slayers],
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
[001 | Video]
[Oh hello there, Exsilium, have the face of a bright-eyed girl that looks way too excited to be here. It seems after much technology abuse and generally failing at turning it on, she finally gets the video working! Success for a failure]
Don't worry, fellow kidnapped people of Exhelium! [That's 'Exsilium', Maya] You don't have to explain everything, I've got it aaaaaall figured out. In fact, I'm an Ace Explainer myself, so just sit back and let me break it down for you, Maya-style!
We're in future England! [This is probably the only fact she's gotten right, but-] Brought here by the United Earth people because they're being oppressed by the Initiative! [And then there's a pause for some very Deep and Philosophical Thoughts. ...Not.] ... I bet it's the tea. England's known for its tea, you know? Anyone would be jealous of that selection!
... But anyway, we've been brought here because we've got to go into the future to change the past! It's just like that movie with Mikey K. Box, except with tea on the line as well as time! [WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN..... Oh, well]
But more importantly than all of that.... I have a question. [SUDDENLY SERIOUS? Look, she's even leaning into the camera all dramatically] A question that will change the fate of the entire world! [Whatever's left of it] Well, mostly me right now, but for everyone's sake, I need an answer!
[There's a long, long pause as she stares intently into the camera. And then:]
Where's the nearest burger joint? I'm starved! And if we're really in the future they must have invented a way for burgers to be even more delicious! Right?
[... And then there's a brief flash of embarrassment, and when she continues she's a little more low-key] ... Um, and how do I get to the housing place? Unit... 406, I think?
Don't worry, fellow kidnapped people of Exhelium! [That's 'Exsilium', Maya] You don't have to explain everything, I've got it aaaaaall figured out. In fact, I'm an Ace Explainer myself, so just sit back and let me break it down for you, Maya-style!
We're in future England! [This is probably the only fact she's gotten right, but-] Brought here by the United Earth people because they're being oppressed by the Initiative! [And then there's a pause for some very Deep and Philosophical Thoughts. ...Not.] ... I bet it's the tea. England's known for its tea, you know? Anyone would be jealous of that selection!
... But anyway, we've been brought here because we've got to go into the future to change the past! It's just like that movie with Mikey K. Box, except with tea on the line as well as time! [WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN..... Oh, well]
But more importantly than all of that.... I have a question. [SUDDENLY SERIOUS? Look, she's even leaning into the camera all dramatically] A question that will change the fate of the entire world! [Whatever's left of it] Well, mostly me right now, but for everyone's sake, I need an answer!
[There's a long, long pause as she stares intently into the camera. And then:]
Where's the nearest burger joint? I'm starved! And if we're really in the future they must have invented a way for burgers to be even more delicious! Right?
[... And then there's a brief flash of embarrassment, and when she continues she's a little more low-key] ... Um, and how do I get to the housing place? Unit... 406, I think?
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I'd certainly hope so, if I'm named after him.
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I must be missing out.
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Not likely, I'm afraid. Practicing magic isn't exactly legal in my world.
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Illegal? Why would it be illegal? It'd be cool!
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[because tw: my dad is dead okay god maya
but no, he scratches the back of his head, his tone pretty neutral despite how much he doesn't approve of Uther and his life decisions]
Our king believes magic is a serious threat to the kingdom, an offense punishable by death.
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[well excuse youuuuuuu princess, her dad is dead too, check your orphan privilege.]
[Neutral Merlin may be, but that earns a cheek-puffing from Maya]
Punishable by death?! That's so stupid! Magic is cool, and trying to kill anyone who has it is only going to make more problems, not fix anything! [Not that she agrees magic would be a threat to the kingdom in the first place]
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[nope he is tumblr famous, he is excused from privilege checking tyvm
despite the seriousness of the topic he can't help but laugh a little. YOUR FACE LOOKS RIDICULOUS, MAYA.]
It certainly doesn't solve them, I agree.
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[Don't make her unfollow you, bitch. And wow, excuse you, her face is very fearsome and intimidating and indignant at the oppression of your people!!]
That king guy sounds like a jerk, anyway! Can't anyone convince him he's being dumb?
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[it's okay he has like 5000 other followers to replace you. yes, that is the face that will make uther cry like a bitch and back down and all will be right with camelot again. awesome.]
He's not well known for listening to reason. I think it's a lost cause, for the moment.
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[Half of them use tumblr savior because you spam, okay. Furthermore, yes, yes it is. The day has been saved forever]
Maybe if someone knocks some sens... ah!
Wait a second, you don't get in trouble because you're called Merlin, do you?
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[wow rude don't lie to him. all hail maya fey, our once and future queen.]
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No, I can honestly say that has never come up. [not yet anyway]
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Okay, good! Because he's a pretty famous guy when it comes to magic, it would suck if there was a mix-up!
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He's not well known in my world, fortunately. Most of us haven't heard the stories.