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[ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ] Lᴏɢ 0001
[At first it's just a huge puff of black hair in the screen, rustling about, but then the screen adjusts itself and a pale skinny teenage girl is sitting in front of the camera with an impish grin. She coughs loudly into her hand.]
Testing, testing, one, two, one, two, blah blah blah! All right geeks, listen up. Lash speaking, reporting in, whatever!
I don't know what is even going on around here, but can I just say one eensy weensy little thing?
[She reaches off screen, wrestling with something that sounds really heavy. After a few moments, she comes back with a very sci-fi looking gun in hand. It's a little oversized, but she holds it comfortably like a rifle.]
Check out my shiny new baby, the DEATH RAY! Teeheehee!
I mean, all right, I'll admit this place was totally weird and that lady was even a bigger weirdo when I was JUST abducted or whatever, but how can I stay mad when they just give me free cool stuff like this?! Huh? HUH?? I can't! I feel like I'm 10 all over again! Teeheehee!
Anyway, who're all you losers out there? Anyone get some spiffy swag like I did?
Testing, testing, one, two, one, two, blah blah blah! All right geeks, listen up. Lash speaking, reporting in, whatever!
I don't know what is even going on around here, but can I just say one eensy weensy little thing?
[She reaches off screen, wrestling with something that sounds really heavy. After a few moments, she comes back with a very sci-fi looking gun in hand. It's a little oversized, but she holds it comfortably like a rifle.]
Check out my shiny new baby, the DEATH RAY! Teeheehee!
I mean, all right, I'll admit this place was totally weird and that lady was even a bigger weirdo when I was JUST abducted or whatever, but how can I stay mad when they just give me free cool stuff like this?! Huh? HUH?? I can't! I feel like I'm 10 all over again! Teeheehee!
Anyway, who're all you losers out there? Anyone get some spiffy swag like I did?