You know what they say about the eldery. Get into all sorts of hobbies to fill in the spare time after retirement.

( ... he hadn't meant for that jest to be accurate. Oh well. He didn't sound particularly amused, outside of a general, grumbly sort of tone. )

Where are you going from here, with your appropriated crime and confession? You haven't planned this far. I'd be surprised if you'd even thought toward the future.