video;

[snowghoul]

[The video feed opens to reveal a very stoic-looking monster. She's standing in front of an igloo with a large snowboard in hand.]

Merry Christmas. I am offering lessons of the snowboarding for interested people. Will be starting tomorrow morning.

One condition. You must not be holding feelings of violence towards yetis. [There are reasons behind this -- mostly because they may be snowboarding on hills that yetis frequent often.]

This holiday is for the giving to less fortunate, yes? Will make igloos for those people who are still being homeless.

[She's very excited to finally partake in the festivities -- can't you tell?]

Comments

[snowghoul]

[She nods.] Agreement. You will come in form of human, then.

[tilallisoverused]

Will do! I'll just park nearby.

[snowghoul]

[That sounds ridiculous, but she's pretty curious.] Okay. See you tomorrow.

[tilallisoverused]

See you then!

( a flash of a smile and he disconnects )