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a candygram of hope ([personal profile] quackery) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-12-08 05:56 pm

text;

question for those of you who are coming to earth OR have already come to earth!

because i'm curious: what are you most excited to do when you get back down OR what was the very first thing you did when you came back that you couldn't do on the moon :)
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
because maybe thats what technology DOES???

you cant trust all those wires and metal and beeps and boops

one crossed wire or a careless spilled glass of water or a shoddily built interior and KABOOM :(((
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
but what if OTHER people arent careful

what if someone accidentally breaks it and theyre worried ill be mad so fix it themselves and think they did a good job and the next time i turn it on it sparks and starts an electrical fire and blows off my face
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
NO WAIT

what if the united earth sabotages all the space heaters to try and take us down subtly

noones ever going to suspect a shoddy repair job as a malicious assassination attempt

oh god the possibilities are endless and theyre all so dangerous and fatal :'(
Edited 2013-12-09 02:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
thats the worst part i ran the numbers and got an 87% chance of this ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
how dare you

i am always one hundred percent super serious about everything

anyway im john

john doe
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
ok fine my real names ahiru

oh wait damn thats you

haha you know in my entire time of using other peoples names in conversation this is the first time ive accidentally used the persons name im talking to

talk about awkward
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
nice talking to you!

[yeah bye he's done]
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-12-09 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF JOHN "AHIRU" DOE, ACE DETECTIVE]
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[personal profile] promises_to_keep 2013-12-09 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god i can't stop laughing]