Yeah, 'cause, you know, assault isn't a crime. Ohhh, it's not a crime because there's not a code of laws, you're trying to imply? Yeah, uh, obviously you're unfamiliar with common-law systems?

Look, Pinkman, you've been in court a few times for felony pig-fucking. I get it. You like the way they squeal, and you think experience makes you expert. But there's a whole range of law outside what you know first hand.