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[doubleoohbaby]

Transports,

I'm bored.

Really sodding bored.

I require entertainment, alcohol and freedom in any order.

You have one week from today to provide all three or I will continue to leave passive aggressive messages on the network. And possibly resort to spamming pictures of cute animals. I recommend getting it sorted sooner rather than later.

Warmest Regards,

J. B.

Comments

[nosebleeds]

might i suggest gangsta rap

voice

[fintastic]

I went on a mission a while ago and brought back some games! I'm trying to find good storage for them in the dining hall.

[doubleoohbaby]

Listening to, or rapping along?

permatext;

[doubleoohbaby]

Board games?

permavoice;

[fintastic]

Yeah board games! All kinds. What's your favorite?

[doubleoohbaby]

Monopoly.

Just the 'get out of jail free' card.

[fintastic]

I have that! But it has all the cards, sorry. You will have to take your chances!

[nosebleeds]

y not both
OR u could write ur own dope rhymes bro

[doubleoohbaby]

But I don't want to take my chances. I just want that one chance. Or community chest. There's one in either deck.

[doubleoohbaby]

Not sure my room mates would appreciate me rapping.

[nosebleeds]

haters gonna hate havent u heard

[doubleoohbaby]

So I've been told.

Might be able to write my own though.

[fintastic]

You have to play it right, or not at all! That's the rules!

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[hyanaimne]

[who cares if they're in the same room, I mean really]

Someone please answer his requests, or else I have a feeling the lot of us will have to suffer because of him.

[nosebleeds]

dats the spirit
we need to get our creative juices flowing around here know what i mean

[doubleoohbaby]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

[doubleoohbaby]

Show me where it says that in the rules.

[fintastic]

I would if I had them with me! But everyone knows that's the rules, that would defeat the purpose! If you could just pick all the good cards because you wanted them, there wouldn't be much game left.

[nosebleeds]

dont worry about it bro our mamas know shit
watch your back like a pro cuz u dont wanna get hit
packed with swagger got better moves than jagger
when im droppin these rhymes im ahead of my time

[doubleoohbaby]

And you will suffer immensely.

[hyanaimne]

I fear for me and the others. Truly.

[doubleoohbaby]

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

[gamora]

And here I was thinking you'd have simply charmed your way out by now.

[nosebleeds]

i aint got no homies im workin solo
havent u heard everybody sayin yolo
bein bored up here make me sick just like a virus
with that droopy ass booty i think i'll call u miley cyrus

[doubleoohbaby]

droopy ass booty?