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[mallarkey]

[ He doesn't actually really like text; he's not great with technology and there's bound to be some spelling/grammar errors, but right now he trusts typing more than his ability to keep a professional tone. So be it. ]

Hi.

First things first this isnt going to be a lecture. Tensions are high enough and Ive barely been here long enough to have the whole history down yet. (Working on it) Besides, you've already herd plenty of it. So this isnt about that.

[ Not overtly, anyway. He's trying to do the "subtlety" thing. He's not taking notes or anything. ]

I'm Doug by the way. Mostly I'm trying to figure everything out still, you know. That sort of thing. I'm a curious and openminded sort of person wich is why I have some questions:

1. Whats your favorite thing about being here?
2. And least favorite thing?
3. If you had to make up 1 rule what would it be?
4. Why's the coffee so bad & Are there vending machines (where)?

Thank you thats all.

Comments

[invocation]

Got it. I got a mission to some place called 'Walmart' soon.

If I remember, I'll pick somethin' up.

[mallarkey]

We can go to Walmart? That makes it 100 times simpler. They got almost everything there.

[invocation]

They do? Never been there. I just wanted to get snacks.

[mallarkey]

Well- alot of things. Snacks and coffee definately.

[invocation]

Good. Then it won't be a waste of time. Most of the places they send us to are boring.

[mallarkey]

I wouldnt call it interesting exactly but youll probably find whatever you're looking for. Worth it enough.

[invocation]

If it's worth it, then it's fine.

I'll find your coffee. Where do I drop it off?

[mallarkey]

Thanks. Thats thoughtful you know its alright if you dont. Room 150. What about you?