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[ringthenoise]

[The video clicks on and shows the pale features of a young man that some might recognize as the warrior who was springing around in the warehouse. He's not as mute as he was pretending to be.]

Look, I'm flattered you invited me to join the party and all but you've got the wrong guy.

I'm no soldier.

Don't take orders well. Never did.

So how'bout you just send me back to my old crib, huh?

[He gestures into the camera with his off hand, which is holding an oversized white handgun.]

Do that? And I won't even charge ya for the work I've done so far.

Scout's honor.

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[bloodthirsts]

[Dante stahp, you flirt. She smiles and flaps her hand in an 'oh you' type of gesture.]

That's so nice of you to say.

If only I could give you some better news about this place, Dante. At least we have virtual reality?

[ringthenoise]

Great. So we can spend all day pretending we're somewhere else.

[Sounds productive!]

[bloodthirsts]

It's not the best but it's better than being bored all the time.

The other option is to go on a mission for a few days. They'll let you use the transporter to do supply runs.

[ringthenoise]

Someone should go get us some pizza, then. Or some good beer.

Can't expect people to fight on an empty stomach.

[bloodthirsts]

[She chuckles.]

Well I'm actually going out on one on the 15th. I could possibly bring you a pizza when I come back.

[ringthenoise]

Well, that depends...

Where are ya goin'? Some places make pretty shitty food...

[bloodthirsts]

London in the 20th century. It's close to my own time so we chose it because I'll know my way around. The takeaway's there are pretty decent.

[ringthenoise]

Isn't British food legendarily terrible?

[bloodthirsts]

Oi!

[She huffs at him.]

I'll have you know that's a terrible rumour put about by the French. British food is brilliant, you clearly never had a full English Breakfast or you'd speak different.

[ringthenoise]

Can't say I have.

[Mostly because he wakes up at noon, but...]

Maybe I should try it sometime.

[bloodthirsts]

You should. Fills you up, proper. You ever end up in England you'll not starve. Fish and chips is a classic, too.