[ Nobody's been kidnapped, as far as he can tell, nor behaving oddly beyond what one might expect for people stuck on the moon. Besides, having snatched her away once, why would the UE need to do it again? ]
Well, I suppose it's possible she's out on a mission, though I can't think why she wouldn't have left word with you.
[ Unless, instead of being her lover, this fellow is in fact her creepy stalker....... ]
I've been laughing too hard at that tag to respond until now
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