[And then he turns to Donny with a look that very much screams you barked up the wrong tree boy.]

However, I don't have respect for you, Donny. It takes more than setting up first-aid kits and a cliche speech about women being more than their looks to earn my respect.

And I didn't wanna say it, buuuut the truth is? I'm getting the strong sense the reason why the women keep hanging around you? Is because they don't really respect you either. They might think they do, but I think deep down it's more they're convinced you're not strong enough for this gig and are trying to protect and coddle you. Which is awfully sweet of them.

Sorry though, I don't have time for that coddling shit to do it myself. So don't expect it from me.

But hey, mystery solved.

[And with that, he's turning to walk away. And as he does so?]

And for the record? I wasn't lying.