text; a bit past midnight!

[quackery]

so if you somehow had the choice to stay here or go home right now what would you do? pretend you don't have, like, a few days to think it over or anything. you just have to pick. 60 seconds or less! i just want to see what people would do

[No ulterior motives here; she really is simply curious to hear what people have to say about the topic. Listening to different opinions on a large subject like this is a good way to spend a night - or morning, as it were.]

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[5055034455]

But were you a duck when you met? I'm confused.

[quackery]

i told you this was confusing! okay let me start over

okay so there was this boy who needed help doing something for him, and this other man who had a way to turn someone human, so he was like, do you want to be human and help him, and i was like, sure, and that's what happened

[5055034455]

so no matter what this story involves someone talking to a duck

[quackery]

well not talking so much as like

he just did it and then asked later if i wanted to stay this way? i think

the beginning is kind of hard to recall

[5055034455]

This is the weirdest story I've ever heard.

[quackery]

i told you it was going to be confusing!!