text; a bit past midnight!

[quackery]

so if you somehow had the choice to stay here or go home right now what would you do? pretend you don't have, like, a few days to think it over or anything. you just have to pick. 60 seconds or less! i just want to see what people would do

[No ulterior motives here; she really is simply curious to hear what people have to say about the topic. Listening to different opinions on a large subject like this is a good way to spend a night - or morning, as it were.]

Comments

voice;

[aceordisgraced]

My bright hat and casual clothes make me real approachable, you know? Like Ahiru. She and I are total pals.

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[acemedium]

...Whatever you say.

Ahiru?

voice;

[aceordisgraced]

Yeah, Ahiru! You know, the girl who made this post first. She's pretty nice -- why don't you say hi?

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[acemedium]

[So that's her name]

I am saying hi! I didn't know you were friends with her, Nick. She must be really nice if she's putting up with you.

voice;

[aceordisgraced]

Yeah? I'm super nice, too! But you're right -- Ahiru's one of the nicest and you should make friends.

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[acemedium]

You say that, but you won't even give a poor, starving girl a burger.

Of course! I have to make sure you're not doing weird things to her!

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[aceordisgraced]

Poor, starving girls need to eat things more nutritious than burgers if you ask me. And who says I'm going to do anything weird to her?

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[acemedium]

You haven't given this poor, starving girl anything, let alone well-deserved burger! I'm wasting away!

I never know with you! What if you start trying to teach her to clean the toilet or something?

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[aceordisgraced]

It's kind of hard to get you anything other than protein bars when you're on the moon like this. But next time we hit up Earth again maybe we can look for a burger joint. If you want.

I'm not going to teach Ahiru how to clean the toilet unless she wants to learn. Who do you take me for? If I was going to teach her I would've taught you already!