[ Way, way too nice. Spoiling him only leads to more laziness! ]

I never really stopped to think about haircuts and now we have no barbers.

[ And so he shrugs and lets the lock go, it falling back among the rest of the unruly mess that, by now, is brushing his shoulders. ]

Usually someone else would always tell me to go get a haircut! [ But none of those someone elses are around, so it passed by unnoticed. It's just hair, after all! ] And I'm not entirely sure what patents are. Or stocks. I really just think it's normal for people of certain mindsets to be greedy for any new idea that'll bring them fame.