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man child #2 (☆ DIST the  ROSE ☆) ([personal profile] ultragorgeous) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-09-23 05:53 pm

002 // simple solutions

[He smiles a bit, sitting back from the screen for a moment.]

So, it seems that we'll be leaving this place. Some of you seem...upset.

Not I! I am quite pleased to be rid of this place. But if it bothers you that much, I, the great GENIUS Dist the Rose, propose this:

Given the right materials, I could begin making replicas. In fact, I could even replicate the entire island. If we bring one Exile with us, I could make many more from them. You see? It matters not if I make a hundred or a hundred thousand! We could simply repopulate the island!

[He folds his hands in his lap, pleased.]

It's a simple solution, directly from the mind of a genius. You may thank me now.
soul_sister: (What was that? I can't hear stupid.)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-26 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[She turns to talk to someone off screen.]

Chrono! There's a clown with a peacock neck talking about making 500,000 clones to fix the city. Do you wanna see this one?
overclocking: (Default)

not actually here

[personal profile] overclocking 2013-09-26 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Distantly, from somewhere far off screen—

A voice yells at her to stop reading those sci-fi novels and actually do something responsible, before falling silent again.]
soul_sister: (Take the left!)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-27 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks him up and down as well as the video allows. And then again.]

EXPLAIN YOURSELF THEN!
soul_sister: (That's stupid.)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-27 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Who on earth can SEE genius! It's not a nametag! ALSO!! Thousands of one person is really, REALLY creepy!
soul_sister: (.....................................)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-27 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not efficiency! It's a horror story in the making!

What if all of them hate clowns!
soul_sister: (.....................................)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-10-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you see? This is a perfect setup!

A mad scientist creates a whole city full of people, but all of them are the same person, and have an irrational dislike of one of their creator's traits!

It's only going to end in revolt and moral lessons.