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man child #2 (☆ DIST the  ROSE ☆) ([personal profile] ultragorgeous) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-09-23 05:53 pm

002 // simple solutions

[He smiles a bit, sitting back from the screen for a moment.]

So, it seems that we'll be leaving this place. Some of you seem...upset.

Not I! I am quite pleased to be rid of this place. But if it bothers you that much, I, the great GENIUS Dist the Rose, propose this:

Given the right materials, I could begin making replicas. In fact, I could even replicate the entire island. If we bring one Exile with us, I could make many more from them. You see? It matters not if I make a hundred or a hundred thousand! We could simply repopulate the island!

[He folds his hands in his lap, pleased.]

It's a simple solution, directly from the mind of a genius. You may thank me now.
anotheryosuke: (This is my math class face.)

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[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-24 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
--But you know, I don't think this is a good time for whatever the hell you're tryin' to do. You're just gonna piss people off. [Like, he would be pissed, but he's just too stunned.] And you might wanna work on your lines, I haven't heard delivery that bad since my sister was trying out for her school play.
anotheryosuke: (Nobody's turned on at all.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no, that was real advice, it's just that you're really that bad.

[He sighs, but still sounds relatively pleasant when he continues.]

Like, who even does the growling thing? And calling people savages is so last last decade, did you wanna try some other kinda insult? We're in the future already, live a little! Maybe stuff like 'cockroach' or 'cannon fodder'?
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[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-24 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[... He just stares for a moment before breaking into (poorly) muffled snickers.]

You're not real good on this listening thing, are you?
anotheryosuke: (Do you feel the pheromones yet--)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hearing an' listening are not the same thing!

[And if he sounds a touch too gleeful, it's just because it's the first time he got to use that line on someone else.]
anotheryosuke: (Let's put it in now.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-25 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, but apparently you do, 'cause you're pretty much pissing off the whole population, aren't you? Trust me, you gotta get better with your PR! People'll remember you, but they won't come to your shows, they'll just gossip about you in magazines!
anotheryosuke: (Let's put it in now.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, no, in this case I don't think it's envy!

[Except maybe for your ability to see the world through rose-tinted lenses.]
anotheryosuke: (LET ME TURN THE TABLES.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Right, right, he's talking to someone with even better selective hearing than Kazami!]

Hmm, but you know, rumors are really dangerous. If you keep yelling about clones and stuff people are going to start thinking you're a spy for the UE even if you're just playacting!
anotheryosuke: (Let's put it in now.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but you'd probably have to wear a helmet. I'm thinkin' it'd clash something awful with that outfit.
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[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-25 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[... Ahh, he can't do this, he breaks out in snickers again.]

Dude. Your place has a really interesting idea of beauty and elegance...

[No Naoya that's just Dist.]
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i don't know what happened to this thread

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
So it is just you, then. At least you have style, I guess!

[It's a little flamboyant even for him, but you get points... for trying...!]
anotheryosuke: (Do you feel the pheromones yet--)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, sure, sure, but if you keep calling them savages, people are really going to think you didn't have much competition!
anotheryosuke: (Let's put it in now.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-10-02 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm pretty sure most of them couldn't even imagine it. You could probably open your own clothing line and they wouldn't know what hit 'em!

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