002 // simple solutions

[ultragorgeous]

[He smiles a bit, sitting back from the screen for a moment.]

So, it seems that we'll be leaving this place. Some of you seem...upset.

Not I! I am quite pleased to be rid of this place. But if it bothers you that much, I, the great GENIUS Dist the Rose, propose this:

Given the right materials, I could begin making replicas. In fact, I could even replicate the entire island. If we bring one Exile with us, I could make many more from them. You see? It matters not if I make a hundred or a hundred thousand! We could simply repopulate the island!

[He folds his hands in his lap, pleased.]

It's a simple solution, directly from the mind of a genius. You may thank me now.

Comments

[givetheslip]

Excuse me?

[ultragorgeous]

I don't care to repeat myself for those who didn't listen the first time!

[givetheslip]

I don't recall hearing an explanation, only ludicrous boasting.

[ultragorgeous]

It's not boasting! It's the truth!

[givetheslip]

And your proof is...?

[ultragorgeous]

And where is YOUR PROOF? YOU HAVE NONE!

[givetheslip]

I am not the one making outlandish claims.

[ultragorgeous]

My claims are HARDLY outlandish!!!

[givetheslip]

[HUFF.]

This entire conversation is pointless if you're just going to shriek about justified skepticism.

[ultragorgeous]

I DON'T SHRIEK!!!!

[givetheslip]

But you do enjoy shattering people's ears, don't you?

[ultragorgeous]

GRRRR! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU! I'M PUTTING THIS DOWN IN MY REVENGE JOURNAL!!!!

[and he cuts the feed.]

[givetheslip]

[...well, at least her ears can heal now.]