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[sweetling]

[On screen is Halfpipe with a smile that lights up the whole of her blue-tattooed face. She's in what looks to be a seedier district of the city, but not many Exiles are around.]

This place gets more and more like my world every day.

[At which she shifts the camera to focus on a point behind her--what several people will recognize as one of Exsilium's brothels.]

I'm curious, guys. How different is it here, compared to your homes? And if it is different, is it in good ways or bad ones?

Oh, and I'm Halfpipe, by the way.

Comments

[100hearts]

You do it.

[You're the wife, Halfpipe. You take care of the kids.]

It's not my specialty.

[sweetling]

[Oh, Law, she is so not the marrying kind.]

What, and you think it's mine?

[100hearts]

[As if Law could tell. He's not a judge of character.]

You convinced me to pick him up.

[sweetling]

[This is obvious.]

Oh, please, you wanted to from the start.

[100hearts]

You can say whatever you want and it'll be true to you.

[Even if it was true to him, too.]

[sweetling]

So you're not going to contradict me!

[100hearts]

Why on Earth would I want to go back and forth on this?

[sweetling]

Um, to win?

[She huffs.]

You're no fun at all.

[100hearts]

Winning would only really irritate me more. Do you just want to compete, Pink-ya?

[sweetling]

How the hell is winning irritating?

[100hearts]

Winning an argument only opens up more of them.

[sweetling]

More to win.