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[musclebeast]

I'm looking- [His voice is a bit choppy and horse hoarse. Sounds shaken.]

For some assistance- Preferably someone competent and possibly with either medical or technological expertise- or both. I've experienced something execrable and demand a reply.

-Now, gosh darnit.

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[ringbeast]

I got healing magic, what's the matter, Mr. Blue?

[the_human]

What's wrong! I can help, I'm a hero.

[musclebeast]

A hero- how exactly would that assist me in a medical emergency?

[musclebeast]

You- healing magic? Enough to regrow limbs? And my name is Equius, you will call me Equius.

[the_human]

. . . I don't know. I could carry you to safety? Or, uh, put a bandaid on?

[musclebeast]

You're trying very hard, I appreciate that, but look, I'm not looking for some bumbling novice here, I need some gosh darned intelligence. The flippant acts of a child will not make due in this situation.

[the_human]

Well, what's wrong with you!

[ringbeast]

Uh... No, I don't think so, man.

How'd your arm get off???

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[biwinning]

[HEAVY SIGH.]

What the fuck did you do now.

[musclebeast]

Something that isn't your business if you can't properly assist me.

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[musclebeast]

What the heck business is it of yours?

[musclebeast]

Not the full extent of the arm, just enough to make fixing my problem on my own very difficult though. How it happened doesn't matter. [He blew it up kind of.] I just need to get some help dealing with it. [Please.]

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[biwinning]

You posted thith publically. Tho now it'th my businessth.

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[musclebeast]

That does not make it your business.

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[biwinning]

Jutht tell me what you did.

[ringbeast]

You want me to come over? I don't know if Dolphi can put the arm back on, but it might be able to stop it from bleeding too much?

[caligulas_aquarium]

What the fuck hawe you done now?

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[musclebeast]

[A pursed lip sigh. Stopping the bleeding would be nice, since he has to keep dealing with that in between working...]

[Pause.]

Fine. Expect the directions to my workshop soon. [And he'll click off the feed and send that. From the looks of it, his workshop's in the outlands somewhere. Makes sense, all those empty warehouses? Perfect for privacy and space.]

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[musclebeast]

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[musclebeast]

I've rendered my left hand useless.

[musclebeast]

[Right- he's back. Why him and not... ugh, not the time for that.]

Look, I know you don't actually care, highblood, so I'm going to do you a favor and withhold what.

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[fintastic]

Equius, what happened, are you okay? I can help!

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[musclebeast]

Ah- Princess, I'm not sure you would be able to, not that I'm at all saying I don't accept your assistance, whatever it could even be.

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[fintastic]

Then you will just have to tell me what's wrong first!

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[musclebeast]

[A huff through his nostrils.]

I've damaged my left hand. But please, your highness, you don't have to concern yourself with it, it was a mistake on my part.