[Instant indignation, not of the party mage kind.] Certainly not! I've never bought a greeting card in my life, even for Christmas. When I have to tell one of my loved ones that I care about them, I write it with my own hand or say it with my own mouth, or possibly through the Twins if they're really far away at the time. Anything else would be wasting the gift that the Poet gave me and insulting the people closest to me. I hope you don't ever rely on greeting cards for something as important as showing affection for those you hold dearest.