Dear me, that's a lot of names. I think I'd get confused if I had so many. Do they all fit on your calling card? Probably you ought to give people two cards, so the print doesn't have to be too tiny.

Ha ha! I feel a little underdressed, figuratively speaking, for I've got only one name, Xerxes Break, and no title worth mentioning.

[ On and on he prattles, this false cheer being his best defense against despair. It's harder, somehow, to feel a flash of hope and have it disappear, than have no hope at all. ]

But a king, oh my goodness, well I must say, you sound like one, but a diplomat and a military captain too, that sounds exhausting, don't they give you a holiday sometimes?