11 - [Video]
[Oh no. It's Sollux-Grumpy-Hour again.]
You're all idiots.
[He's staring straight at the camera on his communicator as he says this.]
Doeth no one around here think? You're jumping at the wrong soundest, pissing yourselvesth at a purrbeast meowing, instead of at the sound of wastecansth being tipped over from someone breaking into your hive.
Everyone here is suspicious of the Initiative which sure ok you should be.
But not more than the other people you are stuck here with. What inherently makesth them more trustworthy? We've already had two deal with assholes who go around pulling more shit than the initiative does. Why do you trust them more?
Here let's have a test!!
1. Your neighbor that you don't know very well athks you if he can borrow your lethal laser gun and doesn't say why. Do you give it to him, yeth/no?
2. Your friend that you met here who has been very pleasant two you is suddenly behaving strangely and is running around murdering people. Do you really think they were nice all along or just trying to buy your trust?
3. Thomeone posts on the network about needing an excessive amount of (potentially dangerous) technology and doesn't say why. Do you specifically tell them where two get more and help them without asking any questions at all or say "uh fuck no."
4. A person who was royalty/an important person in their respective world continues two be under the delusion that they still have that same power here and intends two oppress it on the rest of the population. Do you, I don't know, fucking bow and go "Yeth your majesty" or go "who the fuck are you."
If you answered the first response two any of these questions:

You're all idiots.
[He's staring straight at the camera on his communicator as he says this.]
Doeth no one around here think? You're jumping at the wrong soundest, pissing yourselvesth at a purrbeast meowing, instead of at the sound of wastecansth being tipped over from someone breaking into your hive.
Everyone here is suspicious of the Initiative which sure ok you should be.
But not more than the other people you are stuck here with. What inherently makesth them more trustworthy? We've already had two deal with assholes who go around pulling more shit than the initiative does. Why do you trust them more?
Here let's have a test!!
1. Your neighbor that you don't know very well athks you if he can borrow your lethal laser gun and doesn't say why. Do you give it to him, yeth/no?
2. Your friend that you met here who has been very pleasant two you is suddenly behaving strangely and is running around murdering people. Do you really think they were nice all along or just trying to buy your trust?
3. Thomeone posts on the network about needing an excessive amount of (potentially dangerous) technology and doesn't say why. Do you specifically tell them where two get more and help them without asking any questions at all or say "uh fuck no."
4. A person who was royalty/an important person in their respective world continues two be under the delusion that they still have that same power here and intends two oppress it on the rest of the population. Do you, I don't know, fucking bow and go "Yeth your majesty" or go "who the fuck are you."
If you answered the first response two any of these questions:
