Man that does suck. A life without burgers? Man that's almost as bad as a life without music. Although not nearly as bad as a life without computers but that's clearly not a problem, here.

So, now that I've rambled on about stuff that has nothing to do with the original subject of conversation here's where you stop me and introduce yourself, okay? Or, wait, I'll start. I'm Claudia. [She waggles her fingers in a wave]