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ok so youre all probably wondering
whos this guy with the hella sexy red font??
its just so awesome
its like waking up with the worlds most heinous hunger and finding out that your bro somehow forgot to eat the last of the lucky charms
and yeah they might be a little stale and the whimsical little marshmallows are a little chewy
but holy shit they are the best goddamn marshmallows youve ever eaten its no wonder the kids are always after the leprechauns lucky charms
what im wondering is
does it ever stop fucking raining??
i mean yeah ok sure
three psuedorelative years flying like a bat out of hell on a meteor would make any guy miss a little precipitation
but this is pretty much bordering on excessive
i think ive had to wring out my cape like three times already
i could probably solve the drought problem of about four third world countries with the amount of rain ive had to squeeze out of my hella sweet pj duds
if this thing shrinks i swear to god im going to have do some sicknasty acrobatics off the nearest fucking handle
anyway
sup


Okay, so you're all probably wondering:
"Who's this guy with the hella-sexy red font?
It's just so awesome, it's like waking up with the world's most heinous hunger
and finding out your bro somehow forgot to eat the last of the Lucky Charms.
And, yeah, they might be a little stale, and the whimsical little marshmallows are a little chewy, but holy shit, they are the best goddamn marshmallows you've ever eaten. It's no wonder the kids are always after the lephrechaun's Lucky Charms."
What I'm wondering is:
Does it ever stop fucking raining?
I mean, yeah, okay, sure...
Three psuedorelative years flying like a bat out of hell on a meteor would make any guy miss a little precipitation.
But, this is pretty much bordering on excessive.
I think I've had to wring out my cape like three time already.
... I could probably solve the drought problem of about four third-world countries with the amount of rain I've had to squeeze out of my hella sweet PJ duds.
If they shrink, I swear to God, I'm going to have to do some sicknasty acrobatics off the nearest fucking handle.
Anyway...
What's up?

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